From my sister, talking about my 4-year-old niece. Sooooooo cute, and absolutely hilarious!
“My daughter and I were eating lunch today, and she asked why we can’t get a cat.
I told her I’m allergic, and she asked why – I told her my mommy is allergic and her mommy is allergic.
She said “You were born that way?” and I said yes.
Then she asked if she was born that way, and I said apparently not.
Then she asked “Where do babies get born out of? The tummy?” She’s so smart.
I’ve known she’d ask this sooner rather than later, so I was prepared! I told her no, they come out down here (and I made a motion of a baby coming out) and she said “Your privates?” and I said yes.
Not startled at all, she continued… “Why don’t boys have babies?” I told her that they don’t have a uterus, but women do – and the baby is in the uterus.
And then she asked if we have eggs. I told her we do, but not hard ones with shells. She looked perplexed and then asked why the cheese was warm in her grilled cheese sandwich.
Oh boy! I just hope she doesn’t ask HOW babies are made! I haven’t come up with a good answer for that one yet!”
Seriously… I was dying laughing when I heard this!!! sooo funny! I LOVE kids!
And in my new effort to not post without a picture…. I LOVE out of focus pictures… I actually had one of my buddies come to my wedding and snap pictures ENTIRELY out of focus and blurry!: