The perfect day starts with the sound of a coffee grinder.
Cars are just overpriced toys that reflect who we want to be, more than who we are.
Whole Foods “grocery shopping” is really just an excuse to buy a new craft beer or exotic wine.
It’s okay that trucks only get 7.5 mpg – if they can drive up a wall.
I believe in pedicures – who doesn’t love a good foot massage?
I believe in avoiding people who don’t laugh when everyone else does.
I believe in being called “metro” – so long as I get pampered as a result.
I believe in being totally awake – sleep is an epic fail.
I believe in laughing at nothing in particular, which makes me look a little crazy.
(I’m not cray… I’m not.)
Backpacking trips under 10 days aren’t really an adventure, they’re just a vacation.
God created mountain biking before dirt, skiing before snow, and golf before grass
(though men still came first, because women are clearly an improvement.)
Every trip must be last-minute – even when its been scheduled months in advance.
that’s why it’s called an adventure.