This is HILARIOUS! My sister telling me about a convo with my niece

From my sister, talking about my 4-year-old niece. Sooooooo cute, and absolutely hilarious!

“My daughter and I were eating lunch today, and she asked why we can’t get a cat.

I told her I’m allergic, and she asked why – I told her my mommy is allergic and her mommy is allergic.

She said “You were born that way?” and I said yes.

Then she asked if she was born that way, and I said apparently not.

Then she asked “Where do babies get born out of? The tummy?” She’s so smart.

I’ve known she’d ask this sooner rather than later, so I was prepared! I told her no, they come out down here (and I made a motion of a baby coming out) and she said “Your privates?” and I said yes.

Not startled at all, she continued… “Why don’t boys have babies?” I told her that they don’t have a uterus, but women do – and the baby is in the uterus.

And then she asked if we have eggs. I told her we do, but not hard ones with shells. She looked perplexed and then asked why the cheese was warm in her grilled cheese sandwich.

Oh boy! I just hope she doesn’t ask HOW babies are made! I haven’t come up with a good answer for that one yet!”

Seriously… I was dying laughing when I heard this!!! sooo funny! I LOVE kids!

And in my new effort to not post without a picture…. I LOVE out of focus pictures… I actually had one of my buddies come to my wedding and snap pictures ENTIRELY out of focus and blurry!:

Tim and Holly’s wedding out of focus photography

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